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Science is finally catching-up
Oct 22nd, 2009 by Daniela - Bucharest (123 Reads)

Faith Fix

Scientists have discovered the Secret of Life.

They rush to the nearby Church to ask for forgiveness. Two angels wearing protection gloves stop them at the entrance.

- Go back! Repeat the experiment, duplicate the results and then we’ll talk!

The priest is not in.

He is elsewhere, leading a collective prayer experiment.

His research aims to prove that changing a word in a prayer can make God’s will change.

Some clever students hack into the Judgement Day Computer. Angels and devils, they all become unemployed.

The scientists can easily enter the Church. They are forgiven, since the priest’s experiment has been successful.

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